#you can’t just tell ur hallucination you’re down bad for your bestie bc at that point it’s not a joke.

[deathits3lf]

so, House makes gay jokes about him and Wilson. Often. It’s totally normal. But ignoring that, he literally makes one of these jokes by himself. There’s no one there to hear it. He’s literally alone in his fucking apartment. It’s not even a “other people think we’re gay” or “we sure do act gay lol” it’s one of those jokes where House straight up says he’s gay for Wilson but to reiterate HE IS SAYING IT OUT LOUD TO HIMSELF. There’s no one to make laugh!!!!! He basically just fucking says “I’m gay for Wilson” . He doesn’t say ‘haha I’m joking’ (cause he never does,) but. Like. Are we not supposed to assume he just fucking meant that??? I-

ISTG IM GOING INSANE??? House writers what the fuck are you ON?